Friday, May 22, 2009

Human Cloning

For most of my life I have thought that cloning humans is a truly evil thing. Right up there with abortion, child molestation and '80s long-haired glam-rockers. Mainly I hate it 'cuz it involves messing with life in ways that Fallen Man Ought Not Do. But also because its main proponents are self-absorbed baby-boomers who like to think this technology will keep them young and healthy right up until the moment their last brain cell dies of disuse.

But...

Former VP Cheney gave this speech the other day. He's been calling out the Obama and Pelosi for quite a while now regarding torture and national security, and they've actually had to modify their positions because of the heat they've gotten from Cheney...

Then Liz Cheney comes out and totally whacks CNN's Anderson Goober like a low-hanging piƱata...

Bringing me back around to the topic at hand...

We have a shortage of Cheneys. This superior sub-species of humanity doesn't naturally reproduce quickly enough to keep up with demand. We need a lot more Cheneys. Now. So I'm willing to look the other way while the geneticists cook us up a big batch of Cheneys.

Get to work, you lazy smock-n-goggles-wearing labgeeks!



I wish I knew how to embed audio in blogger. Imperial March from Star Wars would be fitting.

3 comments:

  1. yes and YES! I agree, there should be more Cheneys, mainly the old one. but his daughter is good, too. I saw her slap that guy down on the ABC morning show. Pointed out inaccuracies and flaws in their logic. Good stuff.

    Now we just need to see Alan Keyes on the mainstream media telling his thoughts on the Obama...

    Good job, mr I, there may be some merit to your plan.

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  2. How easily subsumed your morals are. Ah! Wilderness.

    You gotta man up here.

    (Or, in the future, would we say "clone up here"?)

    WWDCD?
    .

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  3. China has just started using biologically cloned humanoid drones in its factories and military to counter population aging from one child policy. This biocloning was started by Tong Dizhou in the early 1990s to produce star athletes but was later taken up by the PLA military. The clones are grown in the wombs of slave women from allied African dictators. and have been known to appear on American soil as illegal workers. Food and Drug Administration investigators say the Chinese spiked pet food with melamine so that they would appear in tests to have more value as protein products. They sell drywall which emit suflide fumes! Given their blatant disregard for American safey in products they sell, because they don't care if we stay alive after we enrich them, it is worrisome that these clones have not been adequately tested for potential disease transmission. Why aren't anti-American professulas who were hawking phoney Japanese "quality" complaining about their fellow reds in China? China has always believed in war by stealth, in avoid open conflict, stabbing you in the back while full of smiles. When they found they nature ninnies willing to buy up poisonous herbs as dietary supplements, they decided to sell more wholesale poisons as well!

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