Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Cataclysmic California Quake narrowly averted

No, silly - it's not because their budget is so whacked they can't afford it. It's because Prop 8 was upheld today. There will be no gay marriage in California! The whole "gay marriage" thing is a contradiction in terms. We make a mistake by even using their terminology. "Gay marriage" is like a "feline dog" or "sensible liberal" - there ain't no such thing.

Sing it with me! (To the tune of the theme from Married With Children)

Gay and Marriage, Gay and Marriage
Go together like Kites and Cabbage!
Let me tell you, brother -
Whichever sex you are, wed the OTHER!

So, if you bought oceanfront property in western Arizona thinking that California was about to be judged and cast into the sea, you'll have to wait a bit longer.

1 comment:

  1. You is good!

    So funny, i sang the song in my head for 2 hours!


Family-friendly phrasing heartily encouraged.


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