Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Curses! Foiled again!

Six, who blogs at The Warrior Class, sprayed a little common sense on yesterday's Big Brother Is Watching My Dog post.  I'd like to think that I'm soooo important that the authorities data-mined their secret database of secret stuff to figure it all out, but they probably just asked my neighbors.  Kind of a disappointment.  Maybe someday I'll be subversive enough to merit more than just an occasional traffic ticket, but I guess I ain't there yet.  A man has to have goals, ya know.

On the bright side, this means they're probably not onto my secret identity as a nocturnal crime-fighting hippie-kicking caped superhero...
Your neatly combed hair and spiderman suit don't fool me, hippie.
I'm still comin' after you!



**UPDATE**
There's some confusion brewing in the comments.  Ahem, let me be clear.  I AM NOT SPIDERMAN.  Nor am I Aquaman and never will I be.  For one, I'm straight.  Secondly, I have crappy form when I swim so I get tired pretty fast and lobsters never do what I tell them.  So screw them and all the other undersea critters.  I am innominatus, the generic superhero.  This grotesque semihuman abomination pictured above is my nemesis.  'Cuz every superhero needs a nemesis as Frank J. made so clear yesterday.

I hope we're all clear on this now.

12 comments:

  1. Rofl! I'm glad you figured it out.. I too was wondering how they had so much info on you.

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  2. Repeat after me,"There's no such thing as privacy."

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  3. Very funny, thanks for sharing.

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  4. Only stuck-in-the-60's hippies have the old Spiderman outfit.

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  5. The real question is this, do you go around singing the old Spiderman theme...

    "Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can."

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  6. Maybe not them, but now you have to worry about your neighbors. Don't throw out the tin foil hat just yet.

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  7. My spidey sense tells me this requires watching.

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  8. Wait, if you're spiderman then who the hell is Aquaman? I thought that was you?

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  9. WHY is everyone so down on hippies? They never hurt anyone!

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  10. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Innoman!! Faster than a speeding ticket. More powerful than a 5 alarm Chili fart. Able to leap tall redheads with a single bound. Bringer of comic blogging and singer of mildly funny songs.
    Sigh. My Hero!

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