Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Curses! Foiled again!

Six, who blogs at The Warrior Class, sprayed a little common sense on yesterday's Big Brother Is Watching My Dog post.  I'd like to think that I'm soooo important that the authorities data-mined their secret database of secret stuff to figure it all out, but they probably just asked my neighbors.  Kind of a disappointment.  Maybe someday I'll be subversive enough to merit more than just an occasional traffic ticket, but I guess I ain't there yet.  A man has to have goals, ya know.

On the bright side, this means they're probably not onto my secret identity as a nocturnal crime-fighting hippie-kicking caped superhero...
Your neatly combed hair and spiderman suit don't fool me, hippie.
I'm still comin' after you!

There's some confusion brewing in the comments.  Ahem, let me be clear.  I AM NOT SPIDERMAN.  Nor am I Aquaman and never will I be.  For one, I'm straight.  Secondly, I have crappy form when I swim so I get tired pretty fast and lobsters never do what I tell them.  So screw them and all the other undersea critters.  I am innominatus, the generic superhero.  This grotesque semihuman abomination pictured above is my nemesis.  'Cuz every superhero needs a nemesis as Frank J. made so clear yesterday.

I hope we're all clear on this now.


  1. Rofl! I'm glad you figured it out.. I too was wondering how they had so much info on you.

  2. Repeat after me,"There's no such thing as privacy."

  3. Very funny, thanks for sharing.

  4. Only stuck-in-the-60's hippies have the old Spiderman outfit.

  5. The real question is this, do you go around singing the old Spiderman theme...

    "Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can."

  6. Maybe not them, but now you have to worry about your neighbors. Don't throw out the tin foil hat just yet.

  7. My spidey sense tells me this requires watching.

  8. Wait, if you're spiderman then who the hell is Aquaman? I thought that was you?

  9. WHY is everyone so down on hippies? They never hurt anyone!

  10. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Innoman!! Faster than a speeding ticket. More powerful than a 5 alarm Chili fart. Able to leap tall redheads with a single bound. Bringer of comic blogging and singer of mildly funny songs.
    Sigh. My Hero!


Family-friendly phrasing heartily encouraged.


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