On the bright side, this means they're probably not onto my secret identity as a nocturnal crime-fighting hippie-kicking caped superhero...
|Your neatly combed hair and spiderman suit don't fool me, hippie.|
I'm still comin' after you!
There's some confusion brewing in the comments. Ahem, let me be clear. I AM NOT SPIDERMAN. Nor am I Aquaman and never will I be. For one, I'm straight. Secondly, I have crappy form when I swim so I get tired pretty fast and lobsters never do what I tell them. So screw them and all the other undersea critters. I am innominatus, the generic superhero. This grotesque semihuman abomination pictured above is my nemesis. 'Cuz every superhero needs a nemesis as Frank J. made so clear yesterday.
I hope we're all clear on this now.