This actually started out a long time ago as a comment I left at King Shamus' place. Finally got around to finishing it up. Some people had trouble with my audio-only attempts in the past, so I used YouTube again since it is pretty much universally supported.
I still can't sing and the editing has a few choppy spots but I hope you like it. The voice of the PA announcer and of the icky TSA guy are my wife! (So be nice!)