Hokay... The flag I fly in front of my house has caught a case of the funk. The white isn't nearly as white as it ought to be, and the other colors are a little off, too. Is it kosher to throw an American flag in the washing machine? Is that disrespectful? I hope it is cool 'cuz I ain't much in the mood to buy another one right now.
I've thought of some other possibilities, too.
1. Continue to fly the flag as-is
2. Fly the flag upside down because the Preezy of the United Skeezy has me perpetually distressed.
3. Retire the flag with dignity.
4. Douse the flag in diesel, wrap an illegal alien in it like a giant tamale, scruff my feet on the carpet 'til I get a good static charge built up, and discharge the ignition spark by poking the illegal in the nose.
Apropos of nuttin', I have another thought. Whoa... That's like two in one day. Anyway, the youngest granddaughter cries and moans incessantly, expects everything to be done for her, and is completely indiscriminate about her pooping habits. Dear gawd, my grandkid is an Occupier!