Good Evening. This is Anderson Cooper, live in Cairo with the latest updates about the present unrest and violence. Let's get an on-the-street opinion from one of the locals. That guy right over there...
Death to infidels! Death to outfidels! Death to Joooos! Death to Yankee imperialists! Death to Red Sox imperialists! Death to Shiites! Death to Sunnis who aren't the exact same sect as me!
Mr. Local Guy on the Arab Street, what are your thoughts about Mubarak and this revolt against his presidency?
Shut up! You play for the wrong team! That is an abomination!
Why did you hit me? That wasn't very nice! I assure you that I play for neither team. I am only a neutral observer.
Shut up! You assume a wide stance! That is an abomination!
But, I don't get what you're...
Shut up! When you travel, you pack clothing. Also fudge. This is an abomination!
Please stop hitting me. Please. Can you just answer some questions without hitting me?
Shut up! You putt from the rough! This is an abomination!
Now on that one you're flat wrong! I chip from the rough! But sometimes I do putt around the fringe.
Shut up! When people at a basketball game say "swish" they are talking about you. It is an abomination!
You've stopped hitting me. Is that because you are ready to embrace tolerance and democracy?