Thursday, February 10, 2011

Easily digested nuggets of news

Shamelessly stolen from iOTW
"Keep Mubarak in...
...Kick Mubarak out

Keep Mubarak in...
...then express a lot of doubt

Got my thumb up my bum
while Cairo's burnin' down

That's what it's all about!"

"We are absolutely serious about signaling that we are serious about sending a message that says we are serious about making budgets cuts.  Seriously."

"I did not resign because of the 'shirtless pics/ happily married/ Craigslist slut' so-called 'scandal.'  I resigned because, OK, gimme a second... This is hard... I resigned because, like, if they ever made a movie about Will Ferrel going to Congress, he'd look, I mean, dangit, OK...

...I quite because I look a lot like Will Ferrel and I just can't stand it any longer."


  1. Thanks for just three!

    Nuggets can back me up if I eat too many at one sitting.

    (sheepish yellow face)

  2. I'll take my nuggets with some honey mustard and barbecue sauce please. And don't be stingy.

  3. Since the sub jects of most of these nuggets appear to be half-baked, could you please deep-fry them for me?

    Do you really think BO has enough rhythm to do the Hokey Pokey?

  4. Unfortunately these are REAL quotes, correct? We are doomed.

  5. That pic of Barry is awesome!

    Nuggets sound yum yum. Please add some honey mustard and sweet and sour sauce to them, though.

  6. Yeah, what Paul said...great .gif.

    Dude, you nailed Boehner. Well, not in the literal sense, but you know what I mean.

  7. Now that Christopher Lee has resigned, that dreamy hunk will have more time for me.

  8. What Paul said about the Barry gif.

    Do you really think BO has enough rhythm to do the Hokey Pokey?

    Moogie. Girl. ALL God's chilluns gots rhythm. You know that.

  9. There's only one way to get Egyptian sand out of your man capris, and Obama's found it.


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