Alright, every rightwinger with a pulse and an IQ measured in degrees fahrenheit has heard about Obama worming into almost all the presidential biographies of the last hundred years. What is not so well publicized, is that Obama has inserted himself into *EVERYBODY'S* biography. Seriously. If your biography has broken out in an itchy rash recently, well, now you know.
In the '70s, Al Gore invented the internet. Today, Obama uses the internet to knock his own dick in the dirt with extremely hamfisted wannabe-totalitarian things like the "fishy" email@example.com, Attack Watch, and Truth Teams. All of which are readily mockable and give us bloggers stuff to snark about.
In the middling 'aughts, Jack Dorsey invented Twitter and that Zuckerdude invented Facebook. Today, Obama uses these and other social-media outlets to knock his own dick in the dirt with #hashtags that get highjacked by clever conservatives and also that Life of Julia slideshow which is so stupid that stupid people who are in comas from over-huffing lemon-scented Pledge snap out of the coma just long enough to beg for a president who isn't so stupid.
During the French Revolution, Marie Antoinette supposedly said "Let them eat cake." Today, thanks to Obama's disastrous economic policies, millions on food stamps do exactly that. Or, they sell their foodstamp bennies to their neighbor ($2 in bennies for each dollar in cash) and use the money to get cigarettes and scratch-off tickets. This is also known as Economic Stimulus.
In one of the most popular books ever written, a fictional character named Don Quixote had jousting contests with windmills. Today, Barack Obama intends to power the American economy with windmills and algae. Coincidentally, "Quixote" is Elizabeth Warren's Cherokee name.
In 1929, Muhotdog Gandhi expressed his revolutionary fervor by marching to the beach and making salt. Today, Michelle Obama went back in time and beat Gandhi with her bat'leth because salt tastes good and contributes to heart disease.