The other day a car parked next to mine had a dead battery. The morons left the parking light on for a couple hours and pffft. First of all, what kind of gutless turd are you driving if it is dead after only a couple hours of parking lights? And second of all, how dare you ask me for a jump when your carload of morons is covered neck-to-toe in OREGON DUCK sweats? I was REALLY tempted to cross the jumpers and blow the diodes out of their alternator but they did enough
Then I'm inside and ready for a snack. The little pastry thingies looked like they'd taste better warmed up, so I gave 'em a few seconds of nuke treatment. Bite, yumm. 'Nother bite, yumm. Another bite. OWWCH! One little bit of it was hotter than
Then the wife gets an infection in her left big toe. It went several days without getting any better so we went to the doc yesterday. They had to remove the toenail to get all the yuck out. The pain is making her miserable so if you're the praying type** and can spare a sec to pray for a quick healing, I'd appreciate it.
Then John Bo(eh)ner comes out with this budget agreement that cuts $38 billion or maybe $15 billion, or maybe $350 million or so, or maybe even costs us a couple extra bill - all depending on who ya ask. I thought elections were supposed to have consequences. I guess...
OK, I'm all ranted out. Time for a nap.
** Only if you're a Christian or a Jew. If you are neither, I'd rather your false little-g god didn't get involved.