Friday, April 8, 2011
I'mma let ya finish
I'mma let ya finish, but I just want ya to know that Beyonce has some serious junk in the trunk. This isn't over yet.
Did I say "Beyonce"? Sorry. I meant the "County Clerk." And did I say "junk in the trunk?" I meant "junk in the spreadsheet."
I don't care about your spreadsheet. I fart in the general direction of your spreadsheet. Now, depart, or I will suck up your soul and/or taunt you further.
OK, I was going to wait a little bit longer because this is so much fun. But I can't stand listening to your wheezy Library Lady voice for one more second. I see your stash of "uncounted" votes and raise you 11,000 votes. Over 7000 of which are for ME!