Somewhere in Flyover Country, a campaign event is getting started...
Good afternoon, patriots of Topeka!
Or, as Sloe Joe Biden might say:
Ha! Nice impersonation Paul! Today we're unveiling our new campaign slogan: "R R R R R R" It stands for Romney Ryan Republican Repeal Reform and...
And when you say R R R R R R quickly, it kind of sounds like laughter. Which is perfect, because stomping on democrats should provoke a good laugh, or at least a wry smile!
Whoo! Yay! Alright! Reeevennnnggge!
But what about Todd Akin? Are you rich 1% haters going to denounce him?
Let's look at what he said. He, as a pro-lifer, was concerned that should abortion laws be changed, women who were ineligible for abortion would claim to have been raped, in order to make themselves eligible.
But what about the "legitimate rape" thing he said?
Looks to me like your face has been legitimately raped by a box of Crayolas!
Ha! Burn! Ryan 1, loser occutard 0!
Akin went on to say that women have some kind of Jedi Ninja powers to self-abort pregnancies due to rape. That is almost as stupid as that Johnson guy thinking Guam might flip over. So yes, I guess I do denounce him.
I prefaced my question with "rich 1% haters" and you seem to have stipulated that point when you answered in the affirmative.
Better watch it there, Mr. Gay Fawkes, you're gonna make him angry!
Try this on for size!
Oww! I'm getting a headache!
[tears off shirt, revealing ripped 6-pack and big biceps]
Yet. But it will be. It takes about 22 days to gestate.
Ha ha! Stupid occutard can't fight the Cancer Ray!
That Akin is an ache in my wastegate. He's gotta go. As for rapists, I think they should be turned loose in the Wisconsin woods so my bowhunting buddies and I can inflict some 100gr broadhead revenge!