Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Difference between a mélange and an assorted mess

When I post an assorted mess, it becomes a mélange.  Other than that, they're about the same.

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Really wish there was a Chick-Fil-A 'round these parts.  Not that I'd actually eat there today.  Nope.  Because the lines are too long.  gayfail.

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Bo the Dog wishes there was a Chick-Fil-A in the White House.  Eat mor chiken!

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So some badminton players been acting badly.  I could point out that they're all Asian, but that would be racist so I won't.  I could also point out that they're good at badminton 'cuz that's how they shoo the flies off their dog filets, but that would be doubly racist, so I really won't.

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I was the student badminton champion of my middle school back in 8th grade.  No foolin'.  I'm pretty good at "twitch" sports.  And I didn't have to throw any matches to get a better seeding, either.  I do admit to sucking at endurance sports, however.

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At my age and conditioning level, all sports are now endurance sports.

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After I beat all comers in that badminton tournament, I played the staff champion, who happened to be the girls' PE coach.  She whooped my behind.  I also think she likes to work on old diesel tractors, if you know what I mean.  So it's not like I lost to a *real* girl.

18 comments:

  1. Thanks to all of this - I FOUND a Chick Fil A near me-0 that I didn't know was there- and here in LA-CA to boot- !
    Will go there soon... and often--and let the staff know about my BUY -cott : - )
    Carol-CS

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    1. Wrap me one in foil and fed-ex it up here to Oregon!

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  2. There's no shame at not being good at sports. I used to get thrown out going to first base......on a walk. "Aren't I entitled to the base?" "NO! You suck!"

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  3. Hell, I'm short of breath at the keyboard.

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    1. I know whatcha mean. The shift key feels extra heavy today.

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  4. I drove past a Chic Fil A yesterday, it looked like a Christian feeding frenzy was going on! They even had a rent a cop, to keep people from duking it out over a parking space.
    Wow!

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    1. If you'd have dropped a gay into that mix, it would've been like ancient Rome when they threw a Christian in amongst wolves. Seriously, just like ancient Rome. Well, except that nothing would have happened to the gay. But except for that, JUST LIKE IT!!1!

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  5. So it's not like I lost to a *real* girl.

    HR on line one, Inno. Sumthin' about "remedial diversity training."

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    1. Yeah, I'm not even doing 100-level coursework in that subject yet.

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  6. I was reading a bit on the American Beach Volleyball team, and they're going to stay with bikinis rather than go with the recently - approved "more modest" attire. Among their reasons: less places for sand to get caught. Works for me. Wonder if Saudi Arabia's going to field a team? That could be interesting to see: Beach Burqua Ball....

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  7. The Saudis would have an unfair advantage because their entire country is sand.

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  8. Lessee the nearest Chik-fil-A is either in Boise or Roseville... nah I think I'll pass for now

    Speaking of sand... wasn't it Milton Friedman who said that if the Feds took over the Sahara Desert there'd soon be a sand shortage?

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    1. Chick-Fil-A is obviously a hateful hate organization because, if they weren't, they'd have built some stores around here by now.

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  9. Don't let any long lines keep you away from Chick-fil-A if you ever do run into one Thanks to some serious customer-serving corporate attitude, they move through those lines like you-know-what thru a goose. Just FYI from a serious CFA junkie.

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  10. I hear you on the age and conditioning level. Cutting the grass is a struggle to compete!

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