Anybody have ideas on how to convince a skunk that he should find another place to hang out? See, I finally got that stupid pool set up and working but the last few days there's been a skunk in the area stinking up the whole backyard. Kind of detracts from the enjoyment of the pool. I've let the pastor of my church park his camper on an unused part of our lot, and I think Mr. Skunky is camping under it. At least, that's where the smell seems strongest. But the whole backyard is under a cloud of funk so I could be way off. Truth be told? I'm way too chicken to investigate thoroughly.
Is there anything that skunks really hate? Disco music? Hillary campaign posters? TSA pat-downs? So far I'm reluctant to "go nuclear" with poison or bullets. I'd like to him to self-deport. Trying to trap him and release him at the Benton County Democrats HQ out in the boonies seems like a recipe for disaster so I hope there's an alternative I'm not yet aware of.