|Portland Mayor Sam Adams after a 3-day weekend|
No, NO, NO! This cannot be the US Secretary of State! This... This... This is a homeless tranny trying to shoplift a Butterball past the kid who supervises the U-Scan line at the Safeway. Can you imagine Condi going out in public looking like that? No way! She'd bomb the whole Warsaw Pact before she'd allow herself to look like this. Colin Powell? Nope. Maybe an Obamaphile RiNO squish, but at least he always looks professional. He'd never, [never underestimate what a fifth of Jager will do to a man's judgment. Jus' sayin. -CP] ever do that.
If this is the international Face of the United States, we're more scroomed than I thought!