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Instead, I will ask about Governor Hairstyle from Texas. Seems that he's chased Newt out of the race. That alone makes him worthy of consideration if he chooses to run. But I don't know much about him. I've heard he charts kind of a squiggly path with regard to illegal immigration. Is this verdad? I don't ask for much in a candidate. All I want is someone who will kidney-punch all the illegals and suck every last dirty drop of oil out of Mother Earth. (hey, we owe her that much), while balancing the budget.
OK, I exaggerate a little. All I really want is somebody besides Obama. There's an itchy scab on the top of my head from when I was crawling around in the church attic the other day - the little spinny thing on the fire sprinkler decided to grab a wad of my hair as I was passing under it - I'm saying I'd vote for that scab before I'd vote for Obama. I'd even vote for that stupid little spinny thing, despite the intense loathing I have for it. But we can do better, can't we?
Most of us have been waiting for somebody else to step in. Somebody who is not a RiNO but has some experience and some electability. Somebody we could really get jazzed about. Is Governor Perry that guy?