Friday, August 28, 2009

Barry not the only one needing vacation

Stuff be gettin' all hectic on me here. Not much time to write. Wish there was a luxury farm I could lease or something.

Also: If one should attempt to walk across a parking lot, enter a txtmessage, and scratch the inside of one's ear with one's car keys - all at the same time - one should not expect a pleasant outcome.

4 comments:

  1. ouch! haven't you ever heard..."never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear"? that always confused the heck outta me.

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  2. Jeebus--

    Elbow rule: the only thing you stick in your ear is your elbow.

    It's not "smaller" or "larger", that is, size related.

    Elbow only.

    And you avoid outcomes like the one you suffered.
    .

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  3. Multi-tasking isn't always a good thing.

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  4. Owwww...hssssssssss(draws in air through clinched teeth while mouth makes exaggerated grimace)!

    I hope this is fiction from your fertile imagination. If not, then I may have to un-link you on my blog!

    This is not what I expect from you.

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Family-friendly phrasing heartily encouraged.

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